Our Mission
3Muse was built on the back of free, non-human slave labor.
(telemarketers?)
No! The three muses: Moepeles, Larryanus, and Bob.
(Aren't there nine? And aren't they women?)
Er..well, yes, but theses muses came highly recommended,
(From who?)
Some graffiti on a bathroom stall at Denny's.
(Well, that is quite a recommendation. Isn't Wizards of the Coast
looki--)
LISTEN! This is free. When was the last time WOC gave away
something? Huh?
(Yeah, so what. What do I get from bathroom muses? Scented
toilet paper?)
We give you some basic rules, lots of optional tables in different appendices
to help with tweaking players’ already taunt nerves, and you give us feedback—let
us know how you like it and what you’ve come up with. No fees, no charges, and
no strings.
All you need to bring to the table is a handful of six-sided dice (keep the
colored gems at home or in your dice bag), some paper, and some pencils.
Feel free to share, make extra copies. . .whatever, just give us credit and
don’t try to sell it.
